r/blackmagicfuckery • u/AYKH8888 • Feb 07 '23 • hehehehe 1 All-Seeing Upvote 1

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u/trigon-the-terrible Feb 07 '23

The content on this sub has really gone down hill. Perhaps that's the real black magic fuckery

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u/LAVADOG1500 Feb 07 '23

Upvotes post
Sees what sub we're on
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u/in_rainbro Feb 08 '23

It's this nine times out of ten. A lot of content posted here is genuinely interesting, and usually stuff I haven't been before, but it's hardly r/blackmagicfuckery.

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '23

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u/il_the_dinosaur Feb 08 '23

r/interestingasfuck has to be the worst offender in this regard. Anything there is barely interesting at all. But it's the most popular of the "interesting" subs so everyone who has something posts it there instead of the more appropriate subs.

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u/arandomcomic Feb 08 '23

Yeah. Someone posted a picture of a floppy disk

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u/1527lance Feb 08 '23

I would actually give that honor to /r/unexpected but you aren't wrong that those have gone way downhill

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u/FujiKeynote Feb 08 '23

/r/mildlyinteresting is consistently more interesting than that sub, which is ironic to say the least

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u/sloppifloppi Feb 08 '23

I don't know, r/nextfuckinglevel holds the title for me. I think what made me leave that sub was a video of some random TikTok dude doing played up, simple, good deeds for a video. Had like 70k upvotes.

Half the shit that gets upvotes there isn't even a good video, let alone next fucking level

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u/SageHunter Feb 08 '23 edited Feb 08 '23

Horror movie stuff has no place in r/oddlyterrifying. It's for things that are oddly terrifying, notably not intentionally so. It was never a "the horror of horrors" sub. Same thing with r/oddlysatisfying, really. I do agree that both of those subs are littered with posts that don't fit, but what you're describing equally doesn't fit

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u/hellslave Feb 08 '23

I think you're missing the "oddly" part. A horror movie having stuff that is scary isn't odd, as it's expected to be scary. Something like that sign, with those plants, is not expected, thus, is oddly terrifying.

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u/Achillurito Feb 08 '23

Do you think you could define black magic fuckeey for me then?

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u/Charokol Feb 08 '23

“I know it when I see it”… and “guy who’s talented at manipulating his voice“ is not it.

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u/MsTerryMan Feb 08 '23

The tenth highest post of all time on this subreddit is just people throwing vans and showing them land right side up.

I think this post qualifies

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u/NutterTV Feb 08 '23

The two highest posts of all time are checks notes bottle hitting it’s cap and the pressure escaping out quickly and a guy making Turkish coffee. I don’t think any of these turds actually care what’s posted here they just want to be “right.”

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u/in_rainbro Feb 08 '23

Whataboutism

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u/MsTerryMan Feb 08 '23

I didn’t reference some random post with no upvotes, I referenced the tenth highest post of all time to use as a metric for what belongs in this sub. If a shoe throwing post is deemed top ten worthy then this post fits.

Not whataboutism

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u/Achillurito Feb 08 '23

If you know it when you see it, you're gonna have to use an example

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u/NutterTV Feb 08 '23

But I feel that could be said of literally any post on here. If you look at the all time top posts on this subreddit it’s literally a bottle hitting the ground and popping from carbonation, something I used to do when I was 5. And a guy making Turkish coffee. Nothing on here is “black magic fuckery” if everyone in the comments is just going be like “well actually it’s a very simple chemical reaction 🤓” I mean considering magic isn’t real and all. Basically every video posted on here is going to be some strange form of physics or chemistry that might not be an everyday sight. I’m going to say a guy using his vocal cords to sound exactly like a saxophone probably qualifies more as “black magic” than a bottle under pressure hitting directly on the cap and exploding back up into the air ya know?

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u/D00Mskull7 Feb 08 '23

Bro legit looks like pink panther

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u/submechanicalbull Feb 08 '23

Yep. Same experience. I’m unsubbing, I’ve had enough of this disappointment.

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u/Lookingforoptionz2 Feb 08 '23

With ya on this if it isn’t some dumb shit like this it’s just a video of someone doing a trick while we can only watch from a shitty angle

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u/DickBeaterNation Feb 07 '23

Perhaps the real black magic fuckery is the friends we made along the way.

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u/Brad_Brace Feb 08 '23

The black magic fuckery was inside us all along.

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u/SchwarzerKaffee Feb 08 '23

And it was always magnets.

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u/DrOwldragon Feb 08 '23

So that's why I have internal bleeding.

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u/BringBack3DMK Feb 08 '23

No, that’s my fault.

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u/PULLS-NOSE-HAIRS Feb 08 '23

so...it's not the maggots' fault?

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u/OpinionHaver14 Feb 08 '23

Fuckin magnets how do they work

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u/MiltonMangoe Feb 08 '23

Fuckery was the real winner today.

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u/Soft-Preparation1838 Feb 08 '23

The black magic fuckery is coming from inside the house

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u/Huge_butthole69420 Feb 08 '23

No no the black magic fuckery is the experiences we had that made us who we are.

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u/vampireguy20 Feb 08 '23

What is this sub supposed to be, then? A showcase of strange happenings and abilities people have that could only be explained through nerdy jargon or by, I dunno, r/blackmagicfuckery perhaps? Cause that's exactly what this is! What do you want, pagan rituals and literal black magic?

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u/NullSurplus Feb 08 '23

This discussion is in literally every comment section on reddit, lmfao. People, if you're so dissatisfied with the content, post your own! No one is getting paid for this.

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u/Fa1nted_for_real Feb 08 '23

Especially on a dank meme reddit. Literally all 3 definitions of dank meme I found were completely different, even In opposition.

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u/choopiewaffles Feb 08 '23

I’ve unfollowed this sub ages ago. Just seen this post through popular.

Every damn time i see something from this sub theres always people complaining about that why it shouldn’t be on this sub. Apparently you can’t post anything chemistry related, magic tricks and unique talents.

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u/TheVandyyMan Feb 08 '23

No optical illusions (even naturally occurring) or little known physics tricks either

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u/HawkwingAutumn Feb 08 '23

"No this isn't black magic because" followed by an explanation so convoluted it proves why the post deserves to be here

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u/100YearsWaiting2Shit Feb 08 '23

Thank you! Exactly how I feel

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u/Mapplestreet Feb 08 '23

No, they want the 784632043th card trick

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u/crush3dzombi115 Feb 08 '23

Even then, they complain because it looks so similar to card trick 69420666

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u/BehlndYou Feb 08 '23

Looking through profiles of people who always complain in different posts, my theory is most of those who do are either very young or extremely confident/full of themselves in their life. You don’t see an ounce of humbleness from them as expected, and as such they won’t be impressed by voice sax that ironically they themselves can’t do.

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u/Sadlasagna_Incident Feb 08 '23

I clicked, having enjoyed this post, and here I find your miserable self at the top, complaining.

Maybe I should be more bitter? Nah.... I liked enjoying this post.

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u/Burrito_Loyalist Feb 08 '23

To be fair, nobody can agree what content actually belongs here.

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u/LeMickeyMice Feb 08 '23

This kind

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u/Heat_Legends Feb 08 '23

That had no business making me laugh as hard as it did lol

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u/cheesecase Feb 08 '23

You win. You fucking win. I just died laughing

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u/TNine227 Feb 08 '23

Counterpoint: How the fuck did he make that noise?

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u/lemmefixdat4u Feb 08 '23

Ask Michael Winslow. He's the actor that played the sound effects guy in the Police Academy films. Can't ask Mel Blanc anymore (dead). The human vocal tract is one hell of an instrument.

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u/depersonalised Feb 08 '23

they say the saxophone is the closest in timbre to the human voice of all the woodwinds, so this tracks. sick voice control anyway though.

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u/barrydennen12 Feb 08 '23

A man made a SAX sound coming out of his fucking head, and that's the best response you can come up with!? Heavens to Betsy, what kind of black magic is going to meet your approval!? It's a saxophone!

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u/Akoot Feb 08 '23 edited Feb 08 '23

Imagine knowing the commenter in person, like having to be around them all the time and interact with them. My stomach turns just thinking about it 🤢

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u/lostbedbug Feb 08 '23

Oh come on, lighten up

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u/FuckTripleH Feb 08 '23

You know magic isn't real right?

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u/barkleylives Feb 08 '23

What do you expect, actual magic?

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u/sonofed Feb 08 '23

I don't care what anybody says about this post. This man is saxy.

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u/Background_Ship_4389 Feb 08 '23

I mean only seeing card tricks would get stale after a while. And I thought this was pretty cool to be honest.

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u/ScarecrowBoat14 Feb 08 '23

Bro this video is great quit being a buzzkill lol I love stupid little shit like this

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u/100YearsWaiting2Shit Feb 08 '23 edited Feb 08 '23

Can someone give me an example of what you all consider black magic fuckery cause I never took the name of the sub seriously

Edit: I'm going to guess nobody's going to send me an example and everyone is going to keep bitching about the content of the sub not being "black magic fuckery" enough

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u/NutterTV Feb 08 '23

Lol exactly. The top two posts on here are literally a bottle hitting the ground and exploding and a guy using hot sand to make coffee. Those are clearly acceptable. But a guy using his head to make a saxophone noise is definitely not!

I swear these people never know what they want 😂

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u/BelieveInDestiny Feb 08 '23

at least it's fuckery

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u/El_Nasty Feb 08 '23

The real black magic fuckery is in the comments

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u/LSUguyHTX Feb 08 '23

I'm convinced it's all bots posting in every possible sub it could get away with

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u/BedlamiteSeer Feb 08 '23

A lot of the time it is. Bots or aggregator accounts that just shovel garbage into every sub that won't remove the posts. I've been blocking subs left and right because of this and I'm about to do the same with this sub.

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u/LSUguyHTX Feb 08 '23

I'm a mod of a sub for a certain blue collar industry and we get these posts for those cheap knock off sweaters and tshirts a few times a week. Every time it's an account with a ton of karma and you look through it and it's all reposts on karma farm/easy up vote subs and copied top comments.

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u/BedlamiteSeer Feb 08 '23

Yeah. It's really bad. What makes me nervous is that I've realized that I no longer have the ability to distinguish between human made posts and bot or AI posts. They're getting too advanced. I don't know what to do about this.

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u/PowertripSimp_AkaMOD Feb 08 '23

Just wait until you see this musical goose-man on NextFuckingLevel tomorrow.

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u/RegalBeartic Feb 08 '23

Now THERES an absolute catch all shit sub for ya

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u/YoMrPoPo Feb 08 '23

So you want 1-2 posts a week? Cool.

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u/CharlesPukowski Feb 08 '23

People say we use 10% of our brains, we use about 2% of our vocal chords. Tuvan throat singing it’s truly fuckery, it’s hard to even understand when you are hearing it.

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u/Herbicidal_Maniac Feb 08 '23

I'm going to start posting videos of mime routines next

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u/unmerciful_DM_B_Lo Feb 08 '23

Tf are you wanting to see, dude? You know there's no such thing as actual black magic right? The sub isn't literal. Your expectations are highly irrational.

So tired of the incessant bitching here.

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u/DarkEnergy27 Feb 08 '23

What do you want this sub to be, huh? Actual magic that can't be explained by anyone? Evil warlocks chanting in the woods?

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u/TooDenseForXray Feb 08 '23

The content on this sub has really gone down hill. Perhaps that’s the real black magic fuckery

this was actually pretty good!

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u/snotfart Feb 08 '23

It's more BMF than a street magician doing some lame trick with a fake thumb.

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u/PopcornShrimpy Feb 08 '23

Exactly, I can already tell the trick is he swallowed a saxaphone. Smh basic crap.

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u/VirtualRealityOtter Feb 08 '23

Maybe the real Blackmagic fuckery is what happened to the sub along the way.

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u/kentuckycriedfrick3n Feb 09 '23

True. I thought I was the only one. Most things on this sub now are just things that are interesting. Black magic fuckery to me should be things that are unexplainable. Like the singer at a concert that “disappeared” after some confetti fell down. That shouldn’t have been in this sub. The stunt that was pulled is easily explainable, not black magic fuckery.

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u/Mink03 Feb 07 '23

The fact that he's able to made it sound like actual air passing through a reed is mind blowing. In reality, that dude must have some real messed up sinuses.

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u/TacticalMicrowav3 Feb 08 '23

Man enjoyed the fuck out of the 80's for sure

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u/Thomas_Mickel Feb 08 '23

He definitely went skiing in the 80s

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u/oreoblizz Feb 08 '23

Fucking shredded the slopes

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u/GonzaloR87 Feb 08 '23

I wonder how they smelled

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u/MoldyDiarrhoea Feb 08 '23

Like dilute gasoline and a hint of sugar

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u/supervisord Feb 08 '23

More like bananas

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u/MoldyDiarrhoea Feb 08 '23

Wouldn't be surprised if it was cut with powdered bananas over in Aus. Hell 20% pure is considered good shit here.

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u/supervisord Feb 08 '23

Better than being cut with fentanyl. Which is why I won’t ski

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u/EseStringbean Feb 08 '23

Nobody cuts coke with fentanyl. You're buying into the bs propaganda. Think about it. Fentanyl is about 2-3x the price of coke by weight. Why the fuck would any dealer cut a cheaper drug with a more expensive one? Unless that dealers goal is to lose money from selling drugs.

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u/queernhighonblugrass Feb 08 '23

Hittin the trees harder than Sonny Bono

Oh no

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u/pmeaney Feb 08 '23

He consumed large quantities of cocaine.

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u/FuckingKilljoy Feb 08 '23

He definitely did lots of cocaine in the 80s

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u/Pixielo Feb 08 '23

Go that way, really fast. If something gets in your way, turn.

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u/skotty8689 Feb 08 '23

I wanna hear him do Baker Street

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u/RobbMeeX Feb 08 '23

Careless Whisper or go home.

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u/Heroscrape Feb 08 '23

Night Court for the oncore!

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u/wookiecookie2187 Feb 08 '23

Tell someone you did a fuckton of Cocaine without telling someone you did a fuckton of cocaine

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u/Meta_Spirit Feb 08 '23

That septum is deviated for sure hahaha

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u/Mink03 Feb 08 '23

Is there is even a septum at all.

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u/-Ahab- Feb 08 '23

As a saxophone player, I’m stunned/don’t know if I believe that’s legit his voice. Mostly stunned.

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u/Leg_Named_Smith Feb 08 '23

It would be impressive alone imitating the exact pitch bending and phrasing of the ‘Pink Panther’ sax

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u/Sithlordandsavior Feb 08 '23

I can make similar noises if I try and do indeed have messed up sinuses.

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u/Cautious-Angle1634 Feb 08 '23

Fr. Sound was actually there, the hand motions were not.

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u/taichi22 Feb 09 '23

As a saxophonist of over a decade, I was blown away by how accurate he was, lol.

You’re probably right that something is vibrating in his oral area like a reed, because his mouth is doing roughly the same thing that an actual saxophonist’s would do while playing, except it’s open rather than closed.

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u/NewlyRecruitedidiot Feb 08 '23

Yet another round of grown adults bitching about not seeing actual magic.

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u/FishPeanutButter Feb 08 '23

It's my favorite part of this sub tbh.

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u/NewlyRecruitedidiot Feb 08 '23

I just like to ask these folks why they expect to see real magic and why some posts just aren’t good enough for them. The mental gymnastics these geniuses pull is entertaining lol

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u/sunflowerastronaut Feb 08 '23

I love it when they say Well it's not like it's unexplainable or some variation of that sentence.

Literally everything has an explanation! They want to see something on this sub that defies cause and effect

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u/NewlyRecruitedidiot Feb 08 '23

Lol exactly, it blows my mind that that is an acceptable and totally reasonable answer to them

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u/Workwork007 Feb 08 '23

They're like the boomers of Reddit, just waving their canes and going "in my days, i didn't understand shit, that was the magic!"

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u/bob101910 Feb 08 '23

Then explain what happened to my nose when my grandpa stole it and reattached it with only his hand... Real magic used to be all around when I was a kid.

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u/Santasbodyguar Feb 08 '23

Hate to break it to ya man but magic isn’t just around you

it’s inside you

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u/MrSoftServe1337 Feb 08 '23

AGGGHGHH 😩💦💦💦💦

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u/Zibani Feb 08 '23

But if it did defy cause and effect, they'd just bitch about video editing.

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u/vastowen Feb 08 '23

Those people are dumb tho, I agree this is interesting but doesn't fit the nature of the sub. I wanna see shit that is weird as fuck, you know, r/blackmagicfuckery from the sub titled that.

Of course it can be explained, but stuff the layman will see and be like "huh?"

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u/UrToesRDelicious Feb 08 '23

It's not for lack of seeing "real magic" but the fact that this sub is becoming indistinguishable from /r/interestingasfuck /r/gifs /r/funny or a half dozen other front page subs that this could fall under.

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u/FuckingKilljoy Feb 08 '23

In fairness, what do you think the difference is between /r/interestingasfuck and this sub is anyway? They're both subs for really cool and crazy shit

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u/_tsuujin Feb 08 '23

Bold of you to assume these are grown adults.

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u/CptMisterNibbles Feb 08 '23

Grown for sure. Laterally mostly. Mostly not matured

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u/actuallyimean2befair Feb 08 '23

I'm glad you have evolved so much beyond the others.

Man, reddit sure is full of douchebags!

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u/CptMisterNibbles Feb 08 '23

Plus I’ve grown… laterally.

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u/knokout64 Feb 08 '23

Reddit has three types of comments:

  1. This doesn't fit the subreddit!!

  2. Fake!!!

  3. Wow what an idiot here's what I would have done I'm definitely superior!!

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u/TehScaryWolf Feb 08 '23

You forgot the fourth one. Which is people complaining about those other three. It's also in every sub, sometimes rightfully so.

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u/kyleJL2314 Feb 08 '23

You forgot the this is a repost comment

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u/kyew Feb 08 '23

I'm ok with the lack of magic but I was really hoping for more fuckery.

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u/AliciaTries Feb 08 '23

There are certainly more than enough subs to find fuckery on

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u/Eq8dr2 Feb 08 '23

Every single post in this sub lol

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u/Ricky_Rollin Feb 08 '23

I guess I misunderstood what’s supposed to fit this sub cuz to me the video fits.

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u/ItzLoganM Feb 08 '23

Don't try to understand, it will no longer be fun

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u/Squeakies Feb 08 '23

Every thread: this isn't magic it's just xyz

Were you guys expecting real magic or...? I have some bad news.

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u/black-knights-tango Feb 08 '23

Yeah I'd rather see this than yet another variation of Cups and Balls or some cheesy sleight of hand card trick.

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u/RipperoniPepperoniHo Feb 08 '23

Isn’t the whole point of this sub to post things that you genuinely find unexplainable? This isn’t unexplainable and it could fit in a thousand other more appropriate subs

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u/flewidity Feb 08 '23

Show one example of something on this sub that’s unexplainable

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u/YukiSnowmew Feb 08 '23

Obviously anything on this sub can be explained. The point is, the explanation should not be immediately obvious. A post should feel like something almost magical is happening because the explanation is unintuitive, non-obvious, and hard to wrap your head around.

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u/flewidity Feb 08 '23

Pretty subjective then

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u/RipperoniPepperoniHo Feb 08 '23

I think by unexplainable I mean more like you’re not sure what’s going on and some more blackmagicfuckery-inclined people on this sub are able to explain what’s happening. Basically something that’s not completely obvious what’s going on

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u/flawlessmojo7 Feb 08 '23

Actual magic is a stretch. How about something that resembles what the sub named after ?

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u/cedarSeagull Feb 08 '23

the magic is how it's even more pixelated than the last 40 times I saw this posted on Reddit.

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u/DougLee037 Feb 08 '23

He just cussed out somebody's mother in the language of Wookies.

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u/norsurfit Feb 08 '23

As a wookie, I am shooky!

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u/ProtoKun7 Feb 08 '23

(Shyriiwook)

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u/thatshottaye Feb 08 '23

The pink panther lives on 🙌

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u/lightbulbfragment Feb 08 '23

I used to hum this song to myself whenever I was trying to sneak as a child. Turns out I didn't have great prospects in crimes.

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u/thatshottaye Feb 08 '23

I think we all did the sneaky sneaky to this as kids, I know my brother and I did.

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u/TriggerBladeX Feb 08 '23

Every night I tried to sneak downstairs this was playing in my head.

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u/thatshottaye Feb 09 '23

This is so wholesome it makes me smile. WE ALL DID THIS SHIT 🥰

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u/rubbery_anus Feb 08 '23 edited Feb 08 '23

If you like this, check out Tom Thum, who is quite possibly the best beat boxer on the planet. The shit this guy can do with his mouth alone is absurd. He has a repertoire of hundreds of instruments (no, really), both analogue and digital, old and new, from reed and woodwind to strings and drums and everything in between, and he can even mimic old school turntable scratching insanely well.

Anyway here's a brief example of him performing a quick jazz number featuring sax and trumpet, via a loop pedal.

https://youtu.be/R3_8pKyttl8

Edit: I could honestly watch videos of him performing all day, he's just so fucking astounding. Here are some longer showcase performances from various events over the years if you're interested, I really can't recommend them highly enough.

Australian Beatboxing Championship 2019

Beatbox Brilliance — TEDxSydney 2013

Sound and Silence: A Beatboxer's Love Affair With Silence — TEDxGateway 2020

Beatbox Battle TV Showcase 2015

And if you'd rather hear individual tracks, here are some of his best:

Aloe Black — I Need A Dollar (Tom Thum Cover)

Tom Thum — Cheap Wine

Portishead — Glory Box ft. Claire Walters (Tom Thum Cover)

Tom Thum — Ratchet Face ft. Queensland Symphony Orchestra

Tom Thum — Diving for Pearls (A Binaural Beatbox Recording)

And if none of that is enough to blow your dick off then I don't know what to tell you. Enjoy!

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u/PrairiePepper Feb 08 '23

Thank you for this.

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u/rubbery_anus Feb 08 '23

My pleasure, I'm a huge fan of his work so it's great to see other people enjoying it too!

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u/tinaroma Feb 08 '23

Thank you for this recc! Just went down a rabbit hole and his most incredible videos are the ones where he is paired with an orchestra imo. His musicality and auditory storytelling is incredible

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u/rubbery_anus Feb 08 '23

I'm so glad you like it, he's truly incredible isn't he? Not just an immensely talented beatboxer, not just an accomplished musician, but a genuinely good guy who's funny and engaging and works his arse off to hone his craft and bring joy to his fans.

His Instagram is great too, he's always posting little snippets of stuff he's working on, or cool mini-tunes he's just come up with, and sometimes excerpts from his various tutorial series which are always super interesting.

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u/TheBSGamer Feb 08 '23

Thank you for the recommendations, /u/rubbery_anus.

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u/1lluminist Feb 08 '23

That's pretty rad. Always thought beatboxing was fucking dumb as shit, but this guy's got skills.

Still wish they'd stop playing air DJ while they did it though lol

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u/teasy14 Feb 08 '23

I'd recommend watching some of the newer beatboxers as beatboxing has developed incredibly the past couple of years.

I usually show new people this one of the beatboxer River:

https://youtu.be/UDA6Kd6uYqs

I feel like this video shows alot of musicality while not being too overpowering for new listeners of beatbox.

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u/boringestnickname Feb 08 '23

Dude, how does that guy only have like 400k subscribers?

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u/anycleavers Feb 08 '23

That is unreal, thanks!

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u/Known-Committee8679 Feb 08 '23

I discovered Tom Thum YEARS ago... first time I seen him was a vid from Ted-X. He is amazing.

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u/NoodleTheTree Feb 08 '23

those are some really nice tunes and i subbed to Tom Thum immediately haha

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u/Plastic_Pinocchio Feb 08 '23

Damn, that’s a sub for me.

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u/SweetSue67 Feb 08 '23

I don't have a dick, but i think listening to that made my tits fly away.

But for real i am so happy you shared this. Its fucking awesome.

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u/fardough Feb 08 '23

Yeah, I thought Rahzel was the peak till I saw this dude.

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u/Uuugggg Feb 08 '23

I could make a living just posting the original video links for reposts

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/osN2aUhlwbc

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u/mynameisalso Feb 08 '23

Now I'm picturing redditors linking a Patreon.

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u/waltjrimmer Feb 08 '23

Snag a username, something like, /u/IPostSources, have a signature like those bots do, something like,

This comment was made by a human || I am very hungry, this is the only way I make money || You can support my source posting endeavors at patreon.com/IPostSourcesOnReddit || Merch available at IPostSourcesOnReddit.shop

And then spend literally all of your workday trying to post sources on Reddit enough that people will actually pay you, turning one of your relaxing past times into one of the biggest stressors in your day.

And then get out marketed anyway by someone like, /u/IPostPornSources.

Edit: Oh holy shit, that first one was real. And has only one (surviving) comment, and it's on a Wincest sub.

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u/hautdoge Feb 08 '23

This guy probably fucks

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u/mynameisalso Feb 08 '23

Imagine a woman receiving oral, she's about to get off then she hears yakity sax coming from between her thighs.

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u/sanebyday Feb 08 '23

This is kind of terrifying

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u/MehNick80 Feb 08 '23

I concur. This man most likely fucks.

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u/JustSomeCaliDude Feb 08 '23

That’s probably the sound he makes when he climaxes too.

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u/idkmybffphill Feb 08 '23

No doubt this move is a fatality on ladies in the bar

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u/VeryCanadianCanadian Feb 08 '23

André-Philippe Gagnon

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u/VeryCanadianCanadian Feb 08 '23 edited Feb 09 '23

Why the hell would that reference be down voted? Haa!! André is famous for that routine.

https://youtu.be/Ktl5FP37ypc

(Skip to 3:48)

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u/Oafah Feb 08 '23

An obvious inspiration for sure.

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u/Plastic_Metal Feb 08 '23

I’m disappointed it took a bit of scrolling to find this.

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u/Prestigious-Camel-96 Feb 08 '23

LOL at the guy in the background playing an actual saxophone

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u/pfamsd00 Feb 08 '23

Lemme hear some “Baker Street”.

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u/JaxBigSexy Feb 07 '23

"Cato you silly FOOL!"

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u/Sovem Feb 08 '23

"I could have KILLED you!"

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u/Artieis Feb 08 '23

Sir this is a Wendy's

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u/hypnaughtytist Feb 08 '23

Instead of blowing air over a reed, he uses his vocal cords. Very cool!

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u/FriendlyCraig Feb 08 '23

Reminds me of Tom Thum. Dude pulls off a sax, guitar, and other effects with his face as well. This guy is really good, though.

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u/1100bandits Feb 08 '23

Ha ha ha. I'd bet this is his party piece. And, tbf, it is good. But I don't see any blackmagicfuckery here.

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u/Doglover4561 Feb 08 '23

That’s some talent

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u/MsMcClane Feb 08 '23

I do this exact same thing with trumpets XD

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u/DrOwldragon Feb 08 '23

He looks like a cartoon character when he does it.

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u/ibcnunabit Feb 08 '23

That was perfect.

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u/Brundleflyftw Feb 08 '23

Cat Scratch Fever in the background

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u/Kenjimine Feb 08 '23

He is doing well now making plenty of money voicing the goose from goose game

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u/BLACK_SHEPHERD Feb 08 '23

If anyone currently bitching in the comments claimed it was easy, and can prove they're better in 24 hrs? I'll give you a humble reward instead of op.

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u/BigThunder3000 Feb 08 '23

It’s supposed to be left hand over right.

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u/monadyne Feb 08 '23

Hey! Save some pussy for the rest of us, sax man!