I just want to get my laundry detergent for the year and get out

[u/snrpro]

[u/SupermarketOk6219]

This was hard to watch

[u/ZenoHE → u/SupermarketOk6219]

I stopped after 4 seconds.

[u/Caftancatfan → u/ZenoHE]

My husband stands in the background of these with a big dopey smile, waving at the camera.

[u/JeeeezBub → u/Caftancatfan]

THAT is the call to arms...bomb the hell out of this horseshit in your own special way...and I emphasize "special"

[u/Drifting-Fox-6366 → u/JeeeezBub]

Stand in the background giving a thumbs down

[u/Aleashed → u/Drifting-Fox-6366]

Cut in front of the camera, stop to check your phone

[u/FuriousGorilla → u/Aleashed]

Then they just do another take, you have to ruin it in a way they don't catch until they go to edit.

[u/JagerBaBomb → u/FuriousGorilla]

Keep bad dancing in front of them until they leave.

[u/Few_Experience_4619 → u/JagerBaBomb]

Nostop pelvic thrust and michael jackson crotch grab engage

[u/Aleashed → u/FuriousGorilla]

Start stacking a wall of toilet paper behind them

[u/Fun_Jellyfish_2708 → u/JeeeezBub]

I don't get out enough (or maybe it's the right amount...) because I never see this shit actually in the wild

[u/FAYCSB → u/Caftancatfan]

Why not walk between the camera and the failure flailer?

[u/Caftancatfan → u/FAYCSB]

Because then they would stop dancing! Better that they do their whole dumb routine and realize later that their video has been rendered useless. He’s playing the long game.

[u/The_cogwheel → u/Caftancatfan]

Exactly, wait for them to figure out the shot was ruined when they go to edit it and upload it, not when they can easily delete and retake.

Bonus points if you make it into the final video.

[u/SnooGoats409 → u/The_cogwheel]

One summer camp I worked at I made it my goal to get into every picture but never be the main attraction. I was tagged by my father in like 90% of the photos that were taken. I made it into so many. Ngl was my proudest achievement that year.

[u/kategoad → u/SnooGoats409]

Yep. When I was an intern in DC, my side quest was to make it into as many shots on C-SPAN as I could. I Walked behind so many press conferences.

[u/[deleted] → u/kategoad]

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[u/be-human-use-tools → u/[deleted]]

Ask her where to find the toilet paper. Pretend you think she works there.

[u/hebejebez → u/kategoad]

My brother in law works for abc news in Australia but for the online arm, the one time he's been to the broadcast studio he made it his business to walk through the back drop - the abc bull pen - as many times as humanly possible without seeming like a total crazy person. He got into the double digits which isnt too shabby

[u/Caftancatfan → u/The_cogwheel]

“I don’t get it…is the grinning Filipino guy part of the act or what?”

[u/Formerhurdler → u/Caftancatfan]

Stand behind her and do the finger thing so it looks like you are two knuckles deep in your nose.

[u/DAMAGEDatheCORE → u/Formerhurdler]

Oh, that finger thing 🫢

[u/Hugh-Mahn → u/Formerhurdler]

Why not just hands down pants, then either do a real or fake scratch and sniff. It isn't as embarrassing as making the video.

[u/ru_k1nd → u/Caftancatfan]

Haha. My friends daughter is always doing this shit when we are out places. I usually try to bust out The Rerun, The Carlton or Kid n Play in the background when she’s doing a routine. For some reason she always re-records.

[u/Boiiiii06 → u/ru_k1nd]

W

[u/MrK521 → u/Caftancatfan]

I push a cart between them and the camera, then stop and look around and pretend to be oblivious.

[u/turdlepikle → u/MrK521]

For some reason I pictured this as a modern Mr. Bean sketch, but he is actually oblivious. He stops the cart, and with a confused look on his face looks in every direction for some sort of sign, then he looks at his shopping list in his hand and has an "a-ha" moment and decides on a direction. Just as he pushes the cart out of the frame and the person restarts their video, Mr. Bean crosses through the frame again because he went in the wrong direction.

[u/cabinetsnotnow → u/Caftancatfan]

OMG I love that lmafo

[u/WhuddaWhat → u/ZenoHE]

Well, you did well for yourself.

[u/Different-Estate747 → u/ZenoHE]

I watched because I thought someone would have embarrassed her or the camerawoman, or the other person there with the second camera who was recording the camerawoman recording the dancer. Or someone would have just rammed her outta the way without hesitation.

I was disappointed.

[u/cyndistet → u/Different-Estate747]

Life has been so disappointing lately 😂😂😂 Every. Single. Time. I see this and they DONT SLIP OR FALL, I am secretly super disappointed

[u/Different-Estate747 → u/cyndistet]

Same, I just hope you read the comments before watching the entire clip so you know you'd be wasting your time... That's what I wish I did. Instead, nope. 28 seconds wasted and a part of me died inside.

[u/Mumof3gbb → u/ZenoHE]

Same. Had to pause. How do these ppl not feel embarrassed? 😬

[u/TheGreatPrimate → u/Mumof3gbb]

Narcissism

[u/PrairieDawgPup → u/ZenoHE]

I keep watching hoping someone will eventually come along and knock them over with a shopping cart or something. Like those idiots who try stunts on motorcycles and end up sliding across the pavement.

[u/Efficient-Marzipan82 → u/PrairieDawgPup]

Even if someone just stood behind her, or between the phone holder and the woman flailing about. Ruins their dumb video. That's a win in my book.

[u/PuhnTang → u/SupermarketOk6219]

What I also found hard to watch was the girl with the camera walking closer and then farther away, closer and then farther away. Watching it on her phone didn’t make it any better, and the final video with that back and forth isn’t even an artistic improvement. Is that girl even dancing? What is that called? It just looks like she’s spazzing out. Omg I think I’m getting old.

[u/cstmoore → u/PuhnTang]

"Tardive Dyskinesia"

[u/linksgreyhair → u/cstmoore]

Monetize your side effects!

[u/MattsonRobbins → u/PuhnTang]

this is how a lot of cheerleaders dance at football and basketball games now...

[u/NitelifeComando → u/MattsonRobbins]

Yeah, at games. Not at fucking Costco

[u/thatsgoodcandyy → u/NitelifeComando]

Welcome to Costco, I love you.

[u/Traygor91 → u/thatsgoodcandyy]

I got my law degree there

[u/throwawayoctopii → u/MattsonRobbins]

I just came to say the same thing. I watched a college basketball game last year and the dance team was terrible. It was all upper body movements and very stiff in the legs and hips. It looked ridiculous and the choreography was definitely 99% moves pulled from TikTok. Enough people complained that now actual dance schools are invited to perform at the halftime shows. It's really sad when a bunch of 14 year olds are showing up college dancers.

[u/nada_accomplished → u/PuhnTang]

If I saw someone doing this at my local Costco I would deliberately walk between the dancer and the camera. More than once.

[u/natima → u/nada_accomplished]

Stop right in the middle and look around confused and oblivious as if you can't find the megapacks of pretzels :P

[u/LA-Matt → u/natima]

[u/Frosty_5820 → u/nada_accomplished]

Me, too. If it's a public place and you don't have a permit, I'm going to pretend like it's not happening, and that includes ignoring your desire to own all the space around your stunt.

[u/mister_newbie → u/nada_accomplished]

With a food sample in hand, look directly into the camera and say, "you've gotta try this."

[u/AnastasiaNo70 → u/nada_accomplished]

I’m a middle aged gray headed lady, so I can play the clueless card realllly well. I’d stand between them, looking at something way up high, and just stay there. Bust out my phone, calculator app, and keep pointing at the price and trying to figure out the units.

THEY would have to move.

[u/ForsakenMoon13 → u/PuhnTang]

Yea, that part just flat out looked like it'd be annoying as a video.

Though...could easily sneak up behind her so when she backs up she falls over.

[u/CosmicAnnihilator → u/ForsakenMoon13]

I just walk right through the shot when I see this shit

[u/SuperVillain85 → u/SupermarketOk6219]

That's because she looks like she's being exorcised.

[u/Poignant_Porpoise → u/SupermarketOk6219]

I suspect that it's rage bait. Not saying that these kinds of entitled people don't exist but everything just seems too "perfect" with the person filing the whole thing like that. I'd be curious to know the original source of the video, whether it is the woman herself who posted this, and if not whether the original poster links the woman's TikTok. The amount of rage bait these days is absolutely insane, but when you see how much attention and engagement it gets (like in this very post) it's pretty predictable.

[u/Dr_Rockso89 → u/Poignant_Porpoise]

I suspect that it's rage bait.

This becomes very clear when you realize that someone is filming the girl who is filming the dancing girl. The content isn't the dance, it's "kids these days blocking the public to RECORD their TikToks."

[u/ahungrylilsandwhich]

I wonder what possesses someone to think "I'm going to go out in public to a crowded area and do a dance to no sound ask a friend to record, edit and post online later, people will love this".

I also wonder what the friend thinks when they get the call "hey will you come record me doing a dance in the middle of Costco".

[u/Nihilism-1___Me-0 → u/ahungrylilsandwhich]

I'm just honestly baffled as to why they don't just do this at like public parks or nature trails.

• wide open space

• not a lot of people who will get in the way of your shot.

• the scenery is a LOT more beautiful than some dingy ass Costco

• Lots of natural lighting

Like....why????

[u/1-760-706-7425 → u/Nihilism-1___Me-0]

Your confusion is their bait. It’s intentionally designed that way to drive ‘engagement’.

[u/issanm → u/1-760-706-7425]

Very true even if something is universally hated the engagement alone will have it get shown to more and more people

[u/whatdontyousee → u/issanm]

It’s literally why we saw it

[u/AttitudeBeneficial51 → u/whatdontyousee]

Ya everyone talking shit about it but this post has 70k upvotes lol

[u/Malcolm_X_Machina → u/1-760-706-7425]

There same reason Velma got a 2nd season. Hate clicks are still clicks.

[u/epousechaude → u/Malcolm_X_Machina]

Wouldn’t it be great if there was a social platform where your hate clicks deleted a post from your feed and taught the platform what to show you less of…heaven is an echo chamber

[u/nint3nd0nt → u/Nihilism-1___Me-0]

For real. you're getting in the way of shoppers trying to go about their day, and your background is also ugly?? Like what's the plus side here. Maybe she thinks Costco will sponsor her for this terrible video

[u/Alchemyst19 → u/nint3nd0nt]

Costco does not advertise or sponsor influencers. It's corporate policy. If that's the thought, they picked the worst possible company to try this.

[u/nint3nd0nt → u/Alchemyst19]

Lol yep. Even if Costco did give sponsorships, I don't think it would go to someone actively inconveniencing their customers. But I would not be surprised if she thinks she will simply because this is main character syndrome.

[u/Alchemyst19 → u/nint3nd0nt]

My local store would absolutely kick her out for this. You don't block the horseshoe with inane stuff. Maybe a side aisle, but definitely not one of the main ones.

[u/machina99 → u/Alchemyst19]

You don't block the horseshoe

First time I've heard of the main aisles called the horseshoe but it absolutely makes sense

[u/Alchemyst19 → u/machina99]

Oh, it's absolutely intentional. The chickens are at the back of the store, at the end of the horseshoe. You go in one way, stop by all the side aisles to see what neat new things they stocked / moved around, grab a chicken and/or meat at the end, then go out the other side.

Nothing about the layout of a Costco is accidental.

[u/WailersOnTheMoon → u/Alchemyst19]

Of course not. They love us.

[u/nint3nd0nt → u/Alchemyst19]

I hope she was kicked out honestly, pretty inapropriate behavior to be doing in a store.

[u/Ram2145 → u/Nihilism-1___Me-0]

They like the attention.

[u/Ver_zero → u/Nihilism-1___Me-0]

It's about novelty not the performance. The fact that you and most people would be too embarrassed and reasonable to film this in a place like that is why her video will get more views and likes. Also the rage bait. Upsetting people makes more people want to watch and share your video.

[u/HisPetBrat → u/ahungrylilsandwhich]

It’s TikTok. It’s the appeal of validation from random strangers on the internet that possesses them.

[u/Sam858 → u/HisPetBrat]

Yeah who needs validation from random Internet strangers, right guys? Guys?

[u/ShepherdessAnne → u/Sam858]

Up vote for opinion that aligns with my biases

[u/Thewildrusso]

I don't understand how people can do this without any embarrassment.. They're not even doing it to be funny. They actually think highly of whatever it is they're doing. What even is this?

[u/Dazzling-Yam-1151 → u/Thewildrusso]

Some of them get paid large amounts of money for making tiktoks. Idk if they care at that point if the video is funny or serious. I could never do it, and I get second hand embarrassment when I see people filming tiktoks irl but if they cash their check at the end of the month (or however it works on tiktok) I bet they dgaf about how embarrassing it is.

[u/WH1TE-W0LF → u/Dazzling-Yam-1151]

Tik tok doesn't really pay much money. It's the fact that growing a following opens people up to the opportunity for corporate sponsorships, which pay A LOT of money.

[u/burman07 → u/WH1TE-W0LF]

Just came here to say this. Not a big fan of him but scrolled across an interview where KSI talked about the money behind tiktok. 9+M followers and 70+M views at the time and he said he’d made a grand total of $3000 out of that. Needs to reach almost 25,000 people to make ONE dollar.

[u/ljb2x → u/burman07]

KallMeKris said something similar on an episode of Linus Tech Tips. The money on TikTok comes from leveraging your audience to companies and becoming an advertisement or pivoting to YouTube and hoping you can get them to follow.

[u/pmartin1 → u/ljb2x]

Which is when her stuff started getting less funny and interesting. I still watch her stuff from time to time, but it’s nowhere near as good as her early stuff.

[u/Ok_Science_4094 → u/pmartin1]

TRUTH. she was hilarious in the beginning. I found her when she had around a million followers. I loved every video. But I quit watching a while back.. She recently came up on my recommended on YouTube so I watched it & it wasn't that great at all.

[u/GeoLaser → u/burman07]

But with that following he could make $10,000 a post per hidden sponsorship and way more with direct sponsorship.

Or pivot that into Patreon or Onlyfans to easy 6 figures a year.

[u/burman07 → u/GeoLaser]

You’re absolutely right, I was mentioning it to point out the low direct compensation that these specific people are receiving for just doing this in public

[u/muchgreaterthanG_O_D → u/burman07]

That said, I'd embarrass myself by dancing in public for 3k.

[u/BZLuck → u/muchgreaterthanG_O_D]

I've done it for free, and there weren't even any cameras.

[u/FiftyFootMidget → u/BZLuck]

This guy dancing like no one's watching

[u/Ya-Dikobraz → u/Thewildrusso]

"Content creators" like this forgo any natural embarrassment because they are desperate to get their views up so much. When people make it their whole character, nothing else really matters.

[u/Nice-Violinist-6395 → u/Ya-Dikobraz]

Honestly, when someone has such an extraordinary lack of shame but isn’t otherwise being an asshole (like all the gym people who don’t understand that it’s a public place and they do not own their camera’s line of sight), I almost have to respect it.

One time I was working and noticed out the window that this woman, who was wearing a full-length formal gown, was setting up a camera tripod on a regular sidewalk (full of regular people just going about their day, but she looked like she was going to a gala).

She also had a big Starbucks cup, and for the next 15 minutes, she made that sidewalk her personal catwalk and modeled the shit out of that Starbucks cup.

Why? Who knows! Maybe whatever Starbucks sponsorship she had or, way sadder, was hoping to get… But it was fucking hilarious. Prancing up and down, posing, videos, photos — watching it was honestly one of the funniest things that ever happened at that job.

She DID NOT GIVE A SHIT. I honestly respect that woman lmao I could never do that

[u/Ya-Dikobraz → u/Nice-Violinist-6395]

People like instagrammers do get sponsors that pay them to do videos. For some it's a career. Because to make it a career one has to do it full time. So when someone is doing something like that full time it looks weird to the rest of us because we assume they are just fooling around.

And that's fine. I have an issue where they take it too far and it ends up in something like animal abuse or something simply illegal. Or just the usual annoying the people around you.

[u/Perfect-Welcome-1572 → u/Ya-Dikobraz]

The thing is, the percentage of people that “make it” has to be insanely low.

I’m older, so I’m sure that’s why, but I know two successful pro athletes and yet zero successful “content creators”

[u/[deleted] → u/Thewildrusso]

Blame the people on their profile that liked and commented and subscribed and gave to their patreon.

The failsafe for people acting like fucking dickheads is the public shaming and ostracizing them. When the public gives them attention, money, clout, whatever, it’s the public’s fault.

Don’t blame the dude selling shit sandwiches. Blame the customers.

[u/OrganizeASpoon → u/[deleted]]

So you’re saying DONT smash the like button? What can I even smash?

[u/turbit_pigeon]

Why did they have to do this right in the main aisle, if at all

[u/do_that_thing → u/turbit_pigeon]

So everyone would see how cool they are!!!

[u/supercharged0709 → u/turbit_pigeon]

For more people to see them.

[u/silentscriptband]

Costco trips are already a fight for survival. People driving their huge carts all over the place, stopping in the middle and being a huge obstruction to everyone around them, and that's just the parking lot.

[u/Marsbarszs → u/silentscriptband]

Then when you get in, it’s this but in a tighter space and some ass hole is always hitting you with their cart

[u/mnem0syne → u/Marsbarszs]

So many of these words in one sentence made me do a double take on my speed glance through.

[u/mason_savoy71 → u/silentscriptband]

My favorite part of the pandemic was when people were scared of Costco. The food samples were gone. People didn't bring their kids. People didn't bring their excited families. Shopping trips were like special forces missions. In and out quickly, using the minimum time necessary to do the job.

Now we're back to 7 people in a group, with none of them seeming to be looking in the direction they are pushing the cart.

[u/Soup-Wizard → u/silentscriptband]

I used to instacart at Costco a lot and it was always an adrenaline-fueled fever dream. Add in the time limits for shopping trips, and I was sprinting all over the store.

[u/DoctorOsmium → u/silentscriptband]

Also for some reason people in Costco like to slump over their carts and push them at 1.5 mph for some reason, and the things are too damn wide to maneuver around. If you miss an item in an aisle it's a whole six month voyage to double back and get it.

[u/laugh_at_my_pain]

Aside from being cringey, she’s just a straight up asshole. Main character syndrome af.

[u/Ser_Daynes_Dawn → u/laugh_at_my_pain]

Quick question, why is there always a person filming behind the person filming? Are they with that person or are they just random?

[u/Boner_Stevens → u/Ser_Daynes_Dawn]

they're the backup clout chaser posting on their other IG for hate likes

[u/TheSearch4Etika → u/Boner_Stevens]

Hate likes. Wait, that's us.

[u/kafromet → u/TheSearch4Etika]

I like hating hate likes.

[u/Junior-Ad-2207 → u/kafromet]

I hate that you like that

[u/Zachariot88 → u/TheSearch4Etika]

farmin' that anti-karma

[u/mydeadbody → u/TheSearch4Etika]

They're what I live for.

[u/countastrotacos → u/mydeadbody]

But the real question is how can I monetize on this?

[u/DiscountJoJo → u/countastrotacos]

clickbait thumbnail youtube react channel

[u/Harpronicus → u/Boner_Stevens]

God, the depth to these sort of operations

[u/Competitive_Classic9 → u/Boner_Stevens]

Clout Hedging ^TM

[u/cumquistador6969 → u/Ser_Daynes_Dawn]

Couple of things.

One being selection bias, how would you see it if there wasn't a third person filming?

Furthermore, there's a rather strong tendency to whip out a phone and record people being colossal idiots/assholes in public.

So that probably accounts for a lot of why this "always" seems to happen.

Of course, there are also a variety of reasons for the same people filming to have a third person filming them filming.

They might do some side content with that perspective, the third person filming perspective might have been the planned perspective all along and they don't give a shit about the dancing but intend to market the third person video on the fact they're being such assholes, etc.

In this case it's probably one of the latter options because the OP video is too high def and smooth. It's not impossible to achieve with a fancy iphone as a random bystander, but makes it less likely to actually be unrelated to them filming this.

[u/5WEET_Cheeks_Karen → u/Ser_Daynes_Dawn]

That’s a good question. And is there someone filming behind the person that’s doing the filming, too? Hmm…

[u/CandidateMotor4038 → u/5WEET_Cheeks_Karen]

Behind that there's another. Big Brother is watching.

[u/Eeeegah → u/CandidateMotor4038]

Forget the turtles. It's publicity whores all the way down.

[u/ReactorCritical → u/laugh_at_my_pain]

I resonate more with Squidward everyday....

"Can you go be stupid somewhere else?"

[u/[deleted] → u/[deleted]]

I used to be addicted to soap. But now I’m clean.

[u/Christafaaa → u/laugh_at_my_pain]

I would have walked in front of her just to screw up her video.

[u/Cyrano_de_Boozerack → u/Christafaaa]

As a man of mass...I would be sorely tempted to shake my ass.

[u/ChunChunChooChoo → u/Cyrano_de_Boozerack]

“Man of mass” is hilarious and I’ll be using it in the future, thank you

[u/FungusFly]

I’d probably be “that guy” and walk between. That’s what permits are for. I’m not dealing with this shit at Costco.

[u/queuedUp → u/FungusFly]

You walk between and stop half way through and go back the other way and then come back again 30 seconds later

[u/dudemanbro44 → u/queuedUp]

[u/nwballer503 → u/dudemanbro44]

Perfectly used meme.

[u/xSenex → u/nwballer503]

i was gonna say the same... literally thought of this meme reading his comment.

[u/Hopeless_Ramentic → u/queuedUp]

Where in the hell are all the annoying old people who stop in the middle of the damn aisle when you need them?!

[u/AllergicToPoors → u/Hopeless_Ramentic]

Listen here sonny, you think the nutritional label is gonna read itself? I've got a fiber intake to keep up!

[u/SuperVillain85 → u/queuedUp]

Which involves manoeuvring the Costco cart, which has a turning circle of an oil tanker.

[u/paperpenises → u/SuperVillain85]

They should come with turn signals

[u/Matayew → u/paperpenises]

BMW drivers wouldn’t use ‘em

[u/SuperVillain85 → u/paperpenises]

I'd still drive the fucker into the display of heritage tomatoes, trying to get it round the corner.

[u/morelsupporter → u/queuedUp]

found the aspiring 3rd AD

[u/ssr1089 → u/queuedUp]

Carrying hot dogs none the less, then go back again mumbling I forgot the chili

[u/Enough_Squirrel8032 → u/FungusFly]

please for the love of God don't make her redo it

[u/SmokeySanti → u/Enough_Squirrel8032]

She can't redo it if all the shoppers cut in front of the camera repeatedly.

[u/Enough_Squirrel8032 → u/SmokeySanti]

lol could you imagine if someone this annoying was also relentless on trying to get this shit recorded all day long? can't the workers kick her out for this. she obviously not buying a rotisserie chicken.

[u/pusillanimouslist → u/Enough_Squirrel8032]

Part of the point is to make it annoying for them too, to discourage them from doing this shit again.

[u/idma → u/FungusFly]

Costco seems to be like the New York subway, where anything happens and the weirdest people show up and make a scene.

Wake me when something like this happens

[u/CatacombsOfBaltimore → u/FungusFly]

I’m not dealing with this shit anywhere. If you’re in my way of my destination I don’t give a fuck what clout you’re chasing.

[u/mykeawesome → u/FungusFly]

This is the only answer. Keep cutting in until their only vid is their rage reaction for people "ruining my tic toc!"

This entitled attitude needs to be squashed. If it wasn't for internet clout you wouldn't be making everyone around awkward AF

[u/ColoSpgsCrush]

Corporate wants you to find the difference between these two clips

[u/gerbilshower → u/ColoSpgsCrush]

its the wacky wavable inflatable arm flailing tube man! its the wacky wavable inflatable arm flailing tube man! its the wacky wavable inflatable arm flailing tube man!

come on down to bobs wacky wavable inflatable arm flailing tube man imporium and warehouse!

[u/ThurnisHailey → u/gerbilshower]

Due to a shipping error, I'm now SLAMMED with wacky waivable inflatable arm flailing tube man and I'm passing the savings onto yoUuUuuUuuU!

[u/AeolianTheComposer → u/ColoSpgsCrush]

This one is actually funny

[u/TheLucasGFX]

That’s when you just stand behind the dancing girl or get between her and the camera person. Just stand there. People are trying to get their stuff and get back to their lives, no one needs to accommodate this crap.

[u/Tom-Dick-n-Harry → u/TheLucasGFX]

And risk becoming the subject of a video titled “CREEPY PERSON RUINS COSTCO TRIP”

[u/Hillytoo → u/TheLucasGFX]

Hey! Thanks for the idea! If I see this in my store I'm going to stand behind and a little off to the side and start dancing. Guaranteed people are going to laugh at the fat old bag flipping her hair and doing the running man behind her.

[u/brb-theres-cookies → u/Hillytoo]

I’m going to start doing it too. Think they like the worm?

[u/ll_Maurice_ll → u/brb-theres-cookies]

Add in a little electric slide and some Rodger Rabbit.

[u/lemonsweetsrevenge → u/Hillytoo]

I would 100% flash mob join you.

[u/gypsymamma → u/lemonsweetsrevenge]

Sign me up too! Let’s do this!

[u/Inner-Nothing7779 → u/gypsymamma]

Fuck it. I'm a fat 40 year old, I'll twerk my booty too!

[u/Tra1nGuy → u/Inner-Nothing7779]

I’m an awkward young teenager and I would totally join in. Fck this lady and her electrocution dance.

[u/MacNuggetts]

These kids know they look ridiculous, right?

[u/Professional_Emu_ → u/MacNuggetts]

But think of the views!

[u/No-Judgment-4424]

This shit has got to stop. Nobody gives a fuck about your stupid tiktok.

[u/Thatgamerguy98]

[u/Whateveryouwantitobe → u/Thatgamerguy98]

This should be higher up

[u/espada_da]

I miss when ppl had shame

[u/Lucky_Mongoose → u/espada_da]

"Bobby, people are going to think we didn't teach you shame, and I KNOW WE DID!"

[u/shinobi1369]

I would have rolled my cart right the middle of the aisle and loudly said, EXCUSE me, trying to shop here!

Go fucking tik tok somewhere else

[u/Legendary_Lootbox → u/shinobi1369]

EXCUSE ME BRAH

"you're excused and i aint your bah"

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[u/xjaehyun → u/Legendary_Lootbox]

Wouldn’t “move bitch” be appropriate in this case?

[u/shinobi1369 → u/xjaehyun]

I try not to be rude AF right off the bat. Depends on their response to me. I usually throw a heavy sarcastic tone as well. People usually catch on quickly that they are being complete idiots.

[u/StackThePads33 → u/xjaehyun]

MOVE, BITCH. GET OUT DA WAY!

[u/apainintheaspartame → u/xjaehyun]

We just use Ludacris as a way to save face, just in case.

[u/Stinpek]

Always amazed at the lack of self awareness with these videos, cannot imagine doing something like this.

[u/Fast-Ad-4541]

Look, I’m generally a pretty kind and non confrontational kind of person, but if I see you doing this in public, I’m mocking you mercilessly

[u/HanaMashida]

Well on a fun note I recognized the choreo from a World of Dance performance by the New Zealand dance group called Royal Family.

[u/noidios → u/HanaMashida]

I knew the dance, but couldn't place it. It was driving me crazy. Thank you.

[u/kellyphant → u/HanaMashida]

I had the song in my head as she was doing the dance 😅

[u/katythelady03 → u/HanaMashida]

Had to scroll way to far for this comment. Was watching and realized, “wait, I know this dance!”

[u/GrimmOfThrones2187]

Nobody is stopping you. Just walk in front of the shot.

[u/malepitt]

"I'll have what she's having."

[u/Plane-Phrase4015]

I want to see one of these idiots in public. I'll walk back and forth in front of them staring blankly repeatedly saying, "Where's the bread? Where's the soup? Where's the produce?"

[u/Stompy-MwC → u/Plane-Phrase4015]

lmao "DO YOU WORK HERE?"

[u/Theabsoluteworst1289 → u/Stompy-MwC]

This one wins. Beats my suggestion of ramming her with a cart by miles.

[u/jhftop → u/Stompy-MwC]

Lmao. I'm just imagining OP aggressively tapping her shoulder and getting more and more agitated as they say, 'excuse me, do you work here....DO YOU WORK HERE???'

[u/justhereforsee]

Now I know why Karens happen. I don’t know if I could stop myself from ruining their day

[u/Buffmin → u/justhereforsee]

A few months ago I mom was tiktoking her kids taking up a Walmart aisle. Idk what they were doing but I stood there for like a minute and then left

Kinda wish I just started screaming at them. Not angry screaming just being loud and obnoxious so maybe they'd move

[u/kiwilapple → u/Buffmin]

Go full passive aggressive mode pretending to be on the phone and say super loudly "yeah I can get pasta I just gotta get past this dipshit mommy blogger"

[u/justhereforsee → u/Buffmin]

Exactly. I don’t want to go viral but I want to mess them up over and over

[u/EppiDL]

Walk right between them and start looking around like your trying to find something… then fart loudly.

[u/JustHereForTheBacon → u/EppiDL]

Me pasting the John Travolta looking around meme, if I knew how to do that

[u/Jhonjhon_236 → u/JustHereForTheBacon]

[u/asian_invasion09]

I would fucking die if i saw this in person.

[u/Sweetsosparkle → u/asian_invasion09]

second hand embarrassment at its finest

[u/4quatloos]

She ate a Tidepod.

[u/Lazy-Custard-6978]

I'm just realizing how ridiculous this looks without the music and filters haha

[u/Mortica_Fattams]

Ugh I fucking hate these types of people. They are always in the way and have no consideration for others. We had a bunch at my work in the last few weeks. Selfish, attention seeking assholes. They knock into other customers and lose it when a customer walks into frame. You are filming in a store wtf did you expect ?

[u/Roadrunnerxjay]

BringBackBullying

[u/Boner_Stevens]

these people crave attention. call them a fucking loser and walk right in front of the shot. go get your detergent.

[u/mccabeca]

Somebody needs to start yelling

"EXORCISM IN AISLE 6!"