r/nevertellmetheodds
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Feb 07 '23
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Airports sleep be hitting different Ong. Removed Rule 3
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u/Hihowyadoineh Feb 07 '23
They even look back at different times lol
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u/theoldraven Feb 08 '23
All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us.
-J.R.R. Tolkien
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u/stephanielil Feb 08 '23
I was very amused by that. Even more amused that neither of them even bothered to actually put in a little effort. They were like "Hmm, that's odd. Something just touched the back of my skull. Better turn my head slightly to the side. Huh, weird. Nothing there."
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u/sweatycat Feb 07 '23
This is just too perfect. Almost like they had to have little magnets ingrained in their heads for this to happen.
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u/Jason424242 Feb 07 '23
I know the guy on the right! Lol he didn’t find out about this video for years after a stranger took it! 😂
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u/Kevskates Feb 08 '23
what are the odds though? This is precious
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u/EssentialParadox Feb 08 '23
Not only the odds of them bumping heads but the odds of someone filming them do it…
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u/s_s Feb 08 '23
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u/Kevskates Feb 08 '23
Have you ever seen someone nod out in public? It usually repeats for a good while before they change positions lmao
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u/Xhalo Feb 07 '23
I was walking down a crowded hallway back in college when I accidentally collided with a stranger, causing the contents of our spaghettios bowls to jettison in the air and mix together into a new delicious fusion. We both laughed at the absurdity of the situation and decided to sit and eat our now combined lunch together. As we ate, we struck up a conversation about grundle smacking/analingus, and quickly realized how much we had in common. It was a small accident that led to a big change in my life, as that stranger eventually became my husband. Let that be a lesson ladies 🥰🥰🥰
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Feb 08 '23
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u/mydogisacloud Feb 08 '23
Have you seen Charade starring Audrey Hepburn? Marrying a stranger can come with exciting consequences.
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u/Bertje3000 Feb 07 '23
Alright ... that's enough internet for me for today. I knew I was overplaying my hand today.
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u/whoiswhitenoise Feb 07 '23
What kind of spaghetti this is important. If I use fettuccine will I only pick up men and angel hair I pick up women?
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u/sandwichcandy Feb 08 '23 edited Feb 08 '23
How do the youngsters say this slang out loud? Do they say “ong” or “on-g” or do they say the whole thing?
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u/lokland Feb 08 '23
They say “on god”
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u/diemunkiesdie Feb 08 '23
Ah so the youngsters are getting religious again?
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u/Army_Enlisted_Aide Feb 08 '23
Yeah but their religion is pretty stupid, so, par for the course of religions I guess.
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u/DarthNihilus_501st Feb 08 '23
Not really. It's just an expression. Sometimes people just use it as a self-depricating meme of Gen Z humor.
Like, "Ong, fr fr."
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u/funnystuff97 Feb 08 '23
Nobody says "wtf" like "double yoo tee eff", they just say what it stands for. Same thing here, "ong" = "on god"
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u/sandwichcandy Feb 08 '23
I didn’t like it, but I’ve heard plenty of people say just the letters for wtf.
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u/the_seed Feb 08 '23
What does on god mean?
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u/kukaki Feb 08 '23
Kinda like “I swear to god” or “I put that on god” pretty much saying whatever you said was true/dead serious.
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u/iCon3000 Feb 08 '23
Yep.
It's identical in use to "for real" except using it in the he full context "I put that on God"
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u/Several-Cake1954 Feb 08 '23
It stands for on god, and you should read it as such. But I always read it as “ong” (like bing or gong but without the first letter) although I know what it really means.
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u/Kevskates Feb 08 '23
So many jokes come to mind
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u/SoupFromAfar Feb 08 '23
If you combine their haircuts it creates a full haircut
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u/Kevskates Feb 08 '23
Lmao yes. My brain just keeps wanting to do a power rangers squad power up bit
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u/giceman715 Feb 08 '23
“ I'm gonna lean up against you, you just lean right back against me. This way, we don't have to sleep with our heads in the mud. “
Bubba Blue
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u/tullyinturtleterror Feb 07 '23
From one sleepy dude to another, wanna touch tips? It's ok; just close your eyes and let it happen.
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u/Bertje3000 Feb 07 '23
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u/tots4scott Feb 08 '23
The post OP is a new bot account that just "woke up" in the last day.
Their most recent comment was stolen from another user too.
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u/MirageATrois024 Feb 08 '23
The users name is u/canssd in case the mods delete it. I reported the used to the mods calling them a bot.
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u/tots4scott Feb 08 '23
Yeah I like to check out bot accounts and found a lot through this one. Any help would be appreciated!
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u/Hawt_Dawg_II Feb 08 '23
They should just make a deal to both sleep like that.
Like a lite version of back to back shitting. Just two bros enjoying mutual benefit.
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u/chickenstalker Feb 08 '23
In South East Asia, if you're white/European, simply lie down on the floor in the airport anywhere you like and no one, not even the cops will bother you. I'm a brown SEAmonkey and got told off when I tried it. I saw barefoot White people allowed to board planes too. If I tried it, I'll get pulled aside to be interrogated.
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u/HashcoinShitstorm Feb 08 '23
Looks like they're trying to assemble the puzzle pieces of a full head of hair
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u/Agent-Blasto-007 Feb 08 '23
I'm gonna lean up against you, you just lean right back against me. This way, we don't have to sleep with our heads in the mud.
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u/CraseyCasey Feb 08 '23
It’s a lounge act, they perform this routine in waiting areas the world over
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u/cajunbander Feb 08 '23
What if our heads kissed in the middle of the night under the fluorescent lights of the Delta terminal.
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u/TripperAdvice Feb 08 '23
Op is a hacked account now being used to repost and farm karma
Report before they sell it to shills and scammers
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u/fireandbass Feb 08 '23
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u/stabbot Good Bot Feb 08 '23
I have stabilized the video for you: https://gfycat.com/BlandWetApisdorsatalaboriosa
It took 27 seconds to process and 44 seconds to upload.
how to use | programmer | source code | /r/ImageStabilization/ | for cropped results, use /u/stabbot_crop
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u/Guilty_Jackrabbit Feb 08 '23
If I know I'm gonna have a layover, I bring an inflatable sleeping mat. Absolute game changer.
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u/Kuucheki Feb 08 '23
Maybe If they put their heads together, they can figure out a way for both of them to be able to take a nap.
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u/WolfieVonD Feb 08 '23
Every fucking time I'm sitting in an airport, and it could be dead empty, some mother fucker sits in the seat directly behind mine and then leans back.
There are dozens upon dozens of empty seats, far apart from each other and the next group, and they chose to sit directly behind me.
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Feb 08 '23
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u/stabbot Good Bot Feb 08 '23
I have stabilized the video for you: https://gfycat.com/BlandWetApisdorsatalaboriosa
how to use | programmer | source code | /r/ImageStabilization/ | for cropped results, use /u/stabbot_crop
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